Standing Kill Orderlies Free!

Psst. Hey you, do you like free stuff? Of course you do, you’re a frugally minded individual, why wouldn’t you love free?

Okay, fair point, sometimes free equals shoddy workmanship. Also, just to play devil’s advocate, sometimes free = bed-bugs. You wouldn’t take a free mattress off the side of the road would you?

Wait, you would? And you’d sleep on it? Yuckers. You’re a particularly devout brand of frugal, aren’t you?

Anyways, I’ve got something for you and I promise it’s not shoddy or covered in bedbugs. For the next five days you can get my short story Standing Kill Orderlies (along with the bonus short Infidelity) for FREE from that little old marketplace called Amazon.

Seriously, all you’ve got to do is click on the picture below and you’ll be magically transported to that digital farmer’s market. If you want to earn extra brownie points, do me a favor and tell all your friends and families and neighborhood hobos with electronic reading devices so they can get their own copy!

Free is good. Very good.

Want to earn quadruple brownie points? Of course you do, brownies are delicious. Please consider leaving a review, whether that be on Goodreads or Amazon. It’ll make my day and I’ll throw brownies at your face-eating hole, what’s not to love?

Sins of the Father FREE and Time Heist 99 cents! Today only!

Yeah, you read that correctly. For today only you can mosey, saunter, skiddaddle, or elope on over to Amazon and get TIME HEIST for only 99 cents or Sins of the Father for FREE.

Looking for some other great books for only 99 cents? Well, it just so happens I know a bunch of people over HERE who’s books are only 99 cents. But again, this is a one time, kick off the new year with shizaaazz type of deal, so don’t sit on your thumbs thinking, ehh, I’ll pick up my copy tomorrow. ‘Cause guess what? There aint gonna be a tomorrow!!

Well, I mean…. no, there will probably be an actual tomorrow, but tomorrow will never come (which sounds like an adult film version of James Bond) for this deal.

Also, for those who haven’t already done so (which I’m assuming is none of you cause you all seem like very on the ball sorts of people) there are only 3 days left to signup for your chance to win a FREE SIGNED copy of TIME HEIST. It’s easy to sign up, so why not? You got nothing to lose. CLICK HERE!!

Anthony

Goodreads Giveaway!

Want to win a FREE signed copy of Time Heist? Well, you’re in luck. Take two minutes to follow this LINK! over to Goodreads and sign up for the Giveway. The winner will be announced on January, 4th.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re saying, hells yeah I want a free book, I’ll sign up…later. but I urge you to reconsider. What with the holidays and blizzards on the way I’m guessing you’re gonna forget.

Forget what?

See!? I told you!

So here’s what you do. Go sign up, like right now, and then shoot me an email at Anthony at OneLazyRobot dot com and I’ll send you a free short story. So even if you lose you still win. Can’t beat that.

Okay, break on three.

One, two, three! Go!

Anthony

Here’s the LINK again, in case you missed it. Now really, stop reading this. Go sign-up.